Posted by
Bob Culwell on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 8:59:17 PM
The headline really says it all, but I'll expand a bit.
The entire civilized world has been deeply saddened and moved by the aftermath of the earthquake in Haiti yesterday. The plight of the unfortunates there has evoked desires to send help from nearly every quarter.
But not from the founder of the 700 Club.
No, Pat Robertson has assured his listeners that God sent the earthquake to punish the people of Haiti for actions of long-dead residents of the island. On his television show, Pat tells his listeners that, ". . . a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the French, true story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free, and ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor." God has sent the earthquake to punish the Haitians for this sin of those long dead.
Now, setting aside for a moment Pat's obvious lack of any knowledge of history, economics, and logic inherent in his latest moronic pronouncement, let's examine what that statement says about his concept of theology.
Let's just, for the fun of it, stipulate that Pat has it right this time. God is punishing the people of Haiti because their ancestors desired freedom from colonial rule. OK. Everybody got that? Good. That being the case, all who believe in God and desire to see His will done must refrain from helping the people of Haiti in the aftermath of the earthquake. Since their suffering is not just being allowed by God, but directed by God, those helping the Haitians will be interfering with God's plan to harm the people of Haiti. So, the Christian thing to do is to join Pat Robertson in pointing and laughing.
And why should the colonial Haitians have angered God by seeking freedom from European colonialists? Is God only angered by Haitians who seek to throw off the chains of a foreign monarch, or would he also be angered by, oh, I don't know . . . let's say a group of white people who maybe didn't want to answer to George III, either? Got an answer for that, Pat? Huh? You giant douchebag.
Let's go a bit further down this road, Pat. What is God's remedy for the people of Haiti? Do they need to reinstate French rule on the country? Suppose the French don't want to take control of Haiti? The French have enough problems trying to govern their own country. It is reasonable to suppose that the French will not be that anxious to assume command of a country in the shape Haiti is in. I suppose anybody who ever finds themselves with the misfortune of being born in that country just must accept that God will just kick him in the nuts repeatedly every day of his life.
If this were the first, heck even the 100th time, that Pat said something so monumentally stupid, it might be possible to just shake your head in astounded silence as he spewed his perversion of the Christian faith. But it is time, it is past time, for all of us who call ourselves Christians, Americans, Republicans, and Conservatives to denounce--in no uncertain terms--the disgusting ideas this man espouses in the name of Christianity.
For those of you that need a refresher, in 1991, he announced that Episcopalians, Presbyterians, and Methodists "harbor the spirit of the Antichrist." Not some Episcopalians, Presbyterians, and Methodists, mind you--all of them.
In 1985, he claimed that he had steered, through his prayers, the path of Hurricane Gloria away from his ministry's headquarters. Hurricane Gloria did slam into the US coast and cost billions of dollars of damage to those reasons. One could wonder why, if God has given Pat the gift of steering hurricanes, why he didn't steer it away from the coast entirely. Perhaps some of the victims' ancestors had sought deliverance from the tyranny of Great Britain . . . or slavery.
Pat has also been critical of American opposition to former Liberian President Charles Taylor. Taylor, who has been indicted for war crimes, is suspected of ties to al Queda by harboring the bombers of the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. Why, oh why, would a man of God ally himself so closely with an al Queda supporter. I don't know, but it could have something to do with Pat's $8,000,000.00 investment in a Liberian gold mine. Pat didn't mention that on any of his telecasts, so it's up to the rest of us to mention it. All those old ladies who tried to buy a little piece of salvation by mailing their social security checks to Pat, I'm sure, knew that the money was going to fund a gold mine whose subsidies would indirectly fund the murder of Americans in the name of promoting Islam.
Similarly, his involvement with the butcherous leader of Zaire, Mobutu Sese Seko, seems puzzling when one considers that Pat claims to be a Christian. The Commonwealth of Virginia recommended criminal prosecution of Pat in 1999 after it found that he had solicited donations to help transport Rwandan refugees to Zaire--what Pat called "Operation Blessing". Pat's minions poured money into the operation. However, the money was used to move diamond-mining equipment that Pat and Sese Seko owned. The Commonwealth's Attorney General, unfortunately, declined to prosecute Pat for his deception. Perhaps because his largest campaign contributor was . . . you guessed it.
Pat Robertson has consistantly shown himself to operate well outside the boundaries of common sense, basic decency, and the Christian faith. Every good Christian--and American--should line up and take turns kicking his a-s-s. Pat's perversion of the faith must be condemned or it is condoned.
Pat Robertson is a pig.